"I’m dancing on my own//I make the moves up as I go."
a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge
We,ve come full circle
I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTENTIONAL
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
not gonna lie, I had to look for FOMO on google.
WHO KNOWS THE COOL SLANG NOW?!?
Wait wait.. What’s that sound I hear?
The sound of tables turning.