when you realize they weren’t waving to u
Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.
"Where is my Edward Cullen?"
"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"
"Where is my Christian Grey?"
For your sake, jail I hope.
With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to herWhat in the hell is Lorde doing?
You dance [at award shows], are you self conscious about it all? ’Cause it looks like you’re just having the time of your life.
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
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asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal
sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them
well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal
"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
@taylorswift13: Chinese food. Law and Order DVDs. Cat. Blanket. Couch.